Bend over and take it

My mom’s husband bought a new car last night, he paid sticker price, didn’t haggle, he just bent over and took it. At first he was going to pay $8,000 more when my mom didn’t get involved and at least draw the line at her getting taken in the ass too. I volunteered to go to the dealership alone and get at least 6,000 knocked off the price, to make them cry and bring them to their knees. I take great pleasure at making car salesmen cry and suffer. The last car I bought I got for a ridiculous price and the salespersons hand shook as the paper with the words “you win” were handed to me.  Needless to say, I wasn’t taken up on my offer to get the car they wanted for cheap, her husbands pride wouldn’t allow it. I mean, he thinks he’s the man, walking in, using a bunch of good ole’ boy cliches, shaking hands, laughing like he’s so cool and rich… ha! I think he likes it up the ass. I mean, he takes it enough, every time he buys something. Hell, the guy lets his dog hump him, if that doesn’t tell you what a spineless prick he is, well, not much else does. It’s not a little yappy dog either, it’s a golden frickin retriever!

I think dating is a lot like buying a used car. You think you are getting a shiny new perfect vehicle that has only been driven by one owner when you get this guy. You are lied to, manipulated, truth is bent, twisted and mangled beyond recognition. Especially online, it’s horrible, everyone’s profile reads like a used car ad, a sales pitch, and desperation. Why should I buy from this site or that site is like deciding which car dealer is going to give it to me up the ass for the next 3-5 years of payments.  No thanks!

I feel the same way about men who want to date me, sleep with me, or otherwise sell themselves to me when they know they are nothing but a lemon. What did I just say I did to the used car salesman? Oh ya, bring him to his knees, make him cry, beg for mercy, cower and suffer. So feeling the same about used car salesmen as I do men who want to date me you would think some would get a clue? Na, they never do, they don’t believe me either, they still think for some strange reason they have the upper hand.What pisses me off about this is that I’m extremely sensitive to how people are feeling, about me, and those around them, about their motives. It’s not like I can read minds, but I can read feelings, vibrations I guess you could say. Just because I don’t say anything, doesn’t mean I didn’t pick up on it. I’m pretty good at ignoring most people until I want to say something.

What can I say, I have a lot in common with Queen Sophie-Anne

Worse than the men that want to stick it in my pooper are the ones that think they can love me and change me. Because really, the desperation they are selling is soooo much more appealing? Instead this type I like to toy with, like a game of cat and mouse, like a vampire after her prey. “oooh please Vendetta, I know if I just love you enough, you will love me too, I know I can fix you”. Sure you can, why don’t you come over here and show me, demonstrate for me, don’t be scared, I won’t bite…. much.  I suppose I think too highly of myself or maybe it’s not high enough? I don’t think any man I’ve ever met has been worthy of me looking back. Who would say just the right thing at just the right moment to really get to me at this point? It’s been done to the point that there is nothing left to get, it’s my turn to take, and well, I would rather not take, I’d rather crush, destroy, and ruin. So yes, I think it would be a good time to send me out to buy a new car if you need one.


10 Responses to “Bend over and take it”

  1. 1 don'tknowwhoyouare
    October 5, 2010 at 2:12 pm


    • October 5, 2010 at 6:27 pm

      is this like “peace out”? “you’re too scary” kinda “peace” or “calm down you fucking psycho”?

  2. October 5, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    I know if I just love you enough, you will love me too….

    What? You mean that’s not a valid relationship strategy?!? The blasphemy you spout! :-p

    • October 5, 2010 at 6:28 pm

      I’m afraid, with me, no… it’s not. Maybe it works on other women since so many men continue to try it… And you know I love some blasphemy!

      • October 5, 2010 at 7:10 pm

        Haha, that kinda reminds me….

        I do some freelancing writing for Cracked, and in the writer’s workshop recently, we were discussing how fucked up Beauty and the Beast is: the hero confines the girl, is abusive and smothering… AND still gets her in the end.

        How’s that for fairy tales?

        • October 5, 2010 at 8:42 pm

          It is seriously fucked up, cause if I were the “beauty” I’d have killed his ass! Really, I would kill.him. I hate that stupid movie. But, then again, I like other stuff no one else likes, so, er… well, that leaves me where I left off… I’m a fucked up human being.

  3. 7 don'tknowwhoyouare
    October 5, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    nothing negative just calm accepting peace for what it is

    • October 5, 2010 at 8:42 pm

      hah! That amuses me.

  4. October 6, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    You are definitely going with me next time I shop for a car, for sure!
    And why do we feel the need to change eachother in our relationships? People don’t change. They are who they are. Aceept it or move the hell on.

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