Archive for the 'death' Category

13
Apr
11

No, I’m not bitter, why do you ask?


Is it that I’m punching you in the face?

For all the sadness I’ve had in the last year, I’ve now reached the point of anger. The visual I get in my head of kicking my many ex’s in the balls brings a true smile to my face. The image of punching the jerk in the face that keeps hitting on me at work despite the fact he’s married and his wife gave birth 3 days ago, makes me smile. Of course he asks “why are you smiling like that?” “who me? you mean this ‘cat that ate the canary’ look?”

No one knows, just me and you. When I get that look on my face, it’s cause in my head, I’m going Chuck Norris on someone. I’m frickin tired of all the bullshit in this world, I’m done, and I’m about to show the world how done I am. Apparently saying it to everyone means nothing, they continue to mess with me, so now I’m done with talk, now you get one warning, then I kick ass. This excludes work of course, since I can’t go around kicking men in the balls at work. But GAWD I’d love to get that little punk in a room alone backed against a wall. I’m tired of being nice, why do I have to be nice all the time? Especially to people I don’t like? Because I’m female? Because people expect women to be nice and smile at everyone walking down the street? Ha!

I will be the female equivalent to this picture. When people see this rock they will think, wonder if Chuck or Vendetta did this? What? you wanna piece of me?

 

Public service announcement – Anything said here can not be used against me in a court of law, this is a joke, I am not physically threatening anyone even though I am angry. If you can’t get my warped sense of humor, well, lets just say I’m smilin at cha’!
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13
Oct
10

Impressive, I know


Yes, I’m bored at work, this is what I do when I’m bored at work.

You think that’s badass?

That’s right!

This is just a travesty, we all know my devotion to BEING the Velociraptor, and now I only last one minute and 16 seconds… they clearly didn’t ask ME the right questions. There is no way this is correct. I’d beat that dino’s ass!

01
Aug
10

Life isn’t fair


I’m sad for my friend again today. He lost the love of his life to cancer just a few months ago after long battle. Now his dog has cancer and he has only a few weeks left with her. I worry how he’s going to handle this, if he can handle this. The dog was what he held onto when his wife passed away, the dog was so loved by his wife. He’s been drinking a lot since she passed, not eating well, and in the last few weeks he’s finally starting to pull out of it. So finding out this weekend that his dog has cancer doesn’t help him get past his wife’s passing. I wish I knew what if anything I could say to him and comfort him. He’s a really special guy in the way he expresses himself and has so much love for the people he’s close to. I wish I at least lived closer, I’d go share a beer with him, or 10.




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